Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Singing Bee

I can't spell. Not well, anyway.

I also am that girl who sings lyrics WRONG. Dead wrong.
I take after my mother. When she was a young woman, one of her favorite songs was "Burn The Dead." Yeah. About that - the song was Burnadette by The Four Tops. Not quite the anthem of crematoriums.

So, I am psyched about the new NBC show -- Singing Bee. I can't wait!
Other idiots like me who sing songs that only exist in their heads! Ha! And they're doing it on national TV.

God Bless America.

Monday, June 25, 2007

Uncork it, dammit.

So, I've been blogging for a little while.
But then, my life changed -- drastically. I moved to Florida from South Carolina, got married and suddenly I'm drinking box wine with regularity.

What the fuck happened?

And thus, my life really needs a new blog. I'm a girl in my twirties still, but no longer the same girl. Plus, I really don't want to be stalked by my crazy parents. Don't worry, you'll learn more.

So, um, that' s it for the moment.
Welcome to the world of good life with boxed wine.
Really, the two work together.